Bring your birthday.
Import basic details through FinchNode. The calculation uses your birth date to work out your age. Adults only.
THE VERY UNOFFICIAL MORTALITY CLUB
One day.
Probably not
today.
You’ve wondered. We’ve made a thing. Connect your birth date from your health record and get a playful date from population life expectancy.
Entertainment only. A calendar curiosity, not a prediction of your actual death.
Our resident expert is mostly vibes.The date is a bit.
Your life isn’t.
No app can tell you your death date from a health record. This one turns a published population average into a deliberately over-specific calendar date. Think conversation starter—not prophecy.
Meet the averages.
Use the SSA’s 2023 period life table. An equal average of its male and female expectancy columns is the default.
There’s a life outside.
Reveal the playful date, see how it was calculated, and take the reminder to make time for something you enjoy.
Curiosity killed the cat.
This is just a website.
Read the actual life table ↗Behind the crystal ball
How the playful date is calculated
The inputs, arithmetic and deliberate limitations behind an entertainment-only population life expectancy date.
Why your playful life-expectancy date can change
See how completed age, the calculation day and the selected population reference affect WhenWillIDie’s entertainment-only date.
Why WhenWillIDie only requests demographics
Understand the narrow record scope behind WhenWillIDie’s age-based entertainment calculation and what it deliberately does not analyze.
Start a health product with one input you can explain
WhenWillIDie uses its age-based entertainment calculation to examine narrow data scope, explicit product boundaries and the role of a focused connection.
Life expectancy calculators compared: what each one actually measures
SSA, CDC life tables, Living to 100, the Blue Zones test and the Longevity Illustrator compared: their inputs, what their answers mean and why they disagree.
Live record connections are awaiting activation. You can explore the site and guides now. Current availability.